Barack Hussein OBama? Actually Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. His name makes news all the time. So what are some of the other candidates names? Would you believe?

Willard Mitt Romney

John Sidney McCain, III

Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton

Rudolph William Louis Giuliani

So if we have to hear Hussein any more, could we please hear Willard, Sidney, and Rudolph William Louis a little bit. Diane may actually be an improvement on Hillary.