This is taken from Vox Verax.

Dear Diary:

I'm worried about Nazi appeasers and Islamo-fascists. They are everywhere. It turns out that even Saddam Hussein, who posed as a secular, anti-Islamist leader, was secretly an Islamo-fascist. You can't trust anybody, anymore.

If the Nazi appeasers have their way, we'll end up with a one-party government, our citizens thrown in prison without charges, secret arrests, warrantless searches, illegal wiretaps, and endless war to mobilize the populace.

Wait a minute! That's what we have now. That was so sneaky the way those Nazi appeasers took over, it must have been a commie plot.